He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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