Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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