Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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