he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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