I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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