I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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