Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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