And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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