: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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