dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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