just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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