You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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