I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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