im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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