Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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