I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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