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  I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.

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• (925): View more from California

  We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  ur mom makes the best bacon

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  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet

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• (714): View more from California

  I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick

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• (408): View more from California

  And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...

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