Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just look for the house with the beer knights.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.

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(785): View more from Kansas

A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.

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(518): View more from New York

Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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(248): View more from Michigan

But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"

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(914): View more from New York

You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle

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