So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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