But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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