my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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