Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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