I think i peed on brittanys purse
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
50% drunk capacity currently
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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