he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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