i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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