Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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