And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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