Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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