Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
