when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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