Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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