What a fucking waste of an outfit
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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