i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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