Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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