We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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