I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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