Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
