rhymes with "ouble enetration"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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