Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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