the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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