? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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