I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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