i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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