we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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