Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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