you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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