Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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