so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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