I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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