Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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