Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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