Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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