I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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