she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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